Don't Screw Up: Tips, Tricks, Cheats

Don't Screw Up

WARNING: This game *will* insult your intelligence (assuming you have some)! Prepare for Don't Screw Up, a minimalistic yet insidiously addictive game where the Game Master delights in mocking and cruelty, having already insulted over a million players.

If you're looking for a simple tap game, look elsewhere. This isn't for the faint of heart or fragile egos. The rules of engagement are deceptively simple: I, the Game Master (a vicious, teeth-baring attack-dog neatly rolled into one), give you written instructions, and you follow them precisely. I tell you to 'tap,' and you tap; I tell you to 'drag,' 'pause,' 'count to 10 and tap again,' 'swipe,' or 'wait' – whatever I command, you obey. Screw up, and I'll be tapping you, just as hard as you can take it! Beat your top score, savage your friends' scores, and avoid being called a "yellow-bellied lizard" (again). But you'll need to focus; I'm chatty, constantly encouraging (or disparaging) you. Wrap yourself in thick skin and wear a helmet before entering this play – because Don't Screw Up will pulverize a fragile ego, regardless of your score. This game is for the fast and sharp ones!

Gameplay Highlights:

• Unique "Simon Says" Gameplay: Follow the Game Master's written instructions precisely.
• Insulting Game Master: Experience a one-of-a-kind, sarcastic AI antagonist.
• Intense Reflex Challenge: Demands fast reactions and pinpoint accuracy.
• Minimalist Interface: Focus entirely on the text-based commands and gameplay.
• High Score Competition: Strive to outperform friends and global players despite the abuse.
• Warning: Contains mature humor and a highly challenging, often frustrating experience.